LAFFY TAFFY JOKES!

Okay, so the best part about Laffy Taffys are the jokes, hands down! Here are some of my favorites:

Q: When was meat so high?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!

Q: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
A: Squeakers!

Q: What do you get with a fly, a pet and a car?
A: A flying car pet!

Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butter fly!

And my personal favorite today:

Q: What were Tarzan's last words?
A: Who greased the vine?!